22
Oct
No cod on my plate for my tea
To the tune of My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean.
The fish are all sick in the ocean
The coral is dead in the sea
It’s all because of man’s pollution
There’s no cod on my plate for my tea
The Firths are important to Scotland
(Marine Parks or something I think)
The trouble is that all the pollution
Has screwed up them being carbon sinks
Contributed by ‘Boy Wonder’ and based on an old verse by the late ‘Scaramouche’, which was based on one from Mad magazine, who apparently ripped it off an American boy scout!


